Ghost

Minions

tardis-mind-palace:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

fuck you sir

(Source: darmani)

xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

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Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

The more charming person is the person who admits the other person is more charming.

(Benedict Cumberbatch)

(Source: cumber-blue)

make me choose • shakespearee asked Real movies or Animation movies?

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

(Source: notienedesperdicio)

Make Me Choose: Seth-Hardman-Pi asked: The Tenth Doctor or Will Graham?

littners:

when you like someone more than they like you

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spacecowboybriony:

When I saw this one I knew I had to have it. By Stewart McKenny

spacecowboybriony:

When I saw this one I knew I had to have it. By Stewart McKenny

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath)

Life has never given me lemons